Aloha Kratom is yet another vendor claiming to have the highest quality product on the market. As we all know by now there isn’t a seller around that hasn’t made this kind of claim. The real question is whether customers agree with this representation of their stuff.
What distinguishes these guys from others is their geographical placement. Like any real estate agent will tell you, it’s all about three things—Location. Location. Location.
As I’m sure you could have guessed, Aloha Kratom is a Hawaii-based supplier. At least that’s what their name would suggest, but if you do some digging you’ll discover that they’re actually operating out of San Marcos, CA.
So, where do they stand in the current marketplace? Let’s dive in and see what they’re all about.
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This West coast kratom vendor serves as a wholesale supplier of multiple herbal brands—American Kratom, Blissful Kratom, United Kratom and Weeerd Beard, respectively. You’ve probably figured out that this isn’t exactly an AKA-approved seller.
What we’re looking at is a glorified smoke shop monger, the kind of dirt merchant who doesn’t care about lab testing or proper labeling so much as their bottom line.
Blissful Kratom specializes in the kind of liquid extracts that are rarely pure and almost always bunk. United Kratom cuts their kratom powders with caffeine and melatonin. Weeerd Beard is purveyor of hemp-based beard oil which obviously has nothing to do with Mitragyna speciosa. And don’t get me started on American Kratom. Their name is clearly designed to take advantage of the AKA moniker.
As a reseller of the aforementioned brands, Aloha stocks an assortment of strains including Bali, Maeng Da and Super Maeng Da. They also stock Kona capsules which are little more than standard red and green vein kratom powders in capsule form. They are said to be premium grade, but consumer feedback says otherwise.
Their line of Blissful Leaf e-liquids come in a variety of flavors including strawberry and blueberry. Their United products also include CBD gummy bears.
Pricing varies across each brand and are not listed online. In order to place an order one must fill out their online contact form and await a response. Those who are looking for wholesale pricing must submit proof of resale permit to one of their sales reps.
One user confirmed that this is, indeed, smoke shop material, writing, “Lately though the head shop I’ve been buying from has been getting some pretty poor quality stuff. They have American Kratom and Aloha Kratom which I believe is the same company but to say the least their quality has gotten worse and worse.”
As we covered in our American Kratom review, customers have been vocal about these brands being overpriced and overrated.
As you can see, this online reseller is not a company that has inspired much faith among the kratom community. If you’re desperate enough they likely have a presence at one of your local apothecaries, but there are literally hundreds of other brands to choose from.
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