There’s a reason why rockstars get a bad rap. Everyone’s jealous of their magnetic swag. They seem to be hip to a fundamental fact of life that eludes the rest of us. Influential rock critic Lester Bang once said, “Rock ‘n’ roll is an attitude.” He went on to say that anything can be rock ‘n’ roll. “It’s a way of living your life.”
The folks at Happy Hippo Herbals understand this. That’s why their White Maeng Da Elite is nicknamed the Rockstar Hippo for the singular lifestyle it promotes, a lifestyle that hinges upon clean energy and emotional centeredness.
If you’re in the market for a strain that’s fast as a bullet train, read on for the skinny on kratom powder that’s as sociable as it is cerebral.
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Rockstar Hippo is the name given to White Maeng Da by Happy Hippo. For those who don’t know, Happy Hippo Herbals is a Boise, ID kratom vendor specializing in bulk kratom powder and kratom capsules.
Lauded for their proprietary blends, Happy Hippo have left a lasting impression on all who have sampled their unique mixtures. Sunshine Hippo and Roadrunner Hippo have become buzz words in the global marketplace.
Rockstar Hippo is yet another example of their excellence in all things Mitragyna speciosa. Like I said in my strains guide, virtually all forms of white vein kratom powder are naturally restorative. However, Maeng Da differs from other white veins in that it is harvested at a later stage in its maturity.
Maeng Da is cultivated in the wilds of the Kalimantan region of Borneo. There it is harvested at a peak time in the growing season.
Happy Hippo’s Maeng Da Elite earns its seemingly exclusive namesake by virtue of its optimal level of maturity and potency. This heady brand is renowned for its purported mind power and full body sensation.
Rockstar Hippo has a lot to offer, as evidenced by its many reported effects which include all of the following:
Never one to blindly accept bold claims, I went into this one with the lowest of expectations. After all, I’ve never been particularly fond of white veins nor am I as crazy about Maeng Da as everyone else seems to be.
That all changed when I scored a pouch of Rockstar from the fine folks at my Puddles the Hippo’s Playhouse. Happy Hippo Herbals has long been a favorite around here, having made my list of the top-rated kratom suppliers of 2020.
In the past, I’ve shared my experiences with Happy Hippo’s new releases and seasonal deals, taking care to recommend my picks for the best strains of the year. In light of my experience with their Maeng Da Elite, I may just have to update that list to account for this new-found fave.
I felt so jazzed, I ended up detailing my neighbor’s car, laying carpet in my girl’s She Shed and calling on the members of The Bulging Fontanelles—my long-dormant funk rock band—for an impromptu jam session.
After dosing a second time, my girl found me pirouetting around like a Whirling Dervish to radio jingles and drawing silly pictures on the front door to our art studio. All things considered, it was a productive and fun day that was made possible by the animating boost and inspiring aroma of the Rockstar Elite.
Simply put, Rockstar is my jam!
I’m not gonna lie, Happy Hippo have some ‘splainin’ to do when it comes to their bulk prices. A kilo of Rockstar Hippo goes for a staggering $290 which is more than double than industry average for plain leaf. But it’s worth mentioning that this is dynamic stuff that is far stronger than most traditional M. speciosa powder.
If you’re on a budget, you can still partake of this sublime strain by picking up an ounce for $14 or splurging on a half kilo for $170.00. There are other options as well, such as their four ouncer which costs $52.00.
Granted, these prices are far from affordable, but they are still more reasonable than most smoke shops across America. What’s more, you can follow them on social media for Happy Hippo coupon codes and sitewide discounts.
Ascertaining the kratom dosage that suits your needs is absolutely crucial to the M. speciosa experience. Individuals who take too much or even too little will typically find themselves disappointed or, worse, physically ill.
When it comes to Maeng Da variants, the average user will find that it takes far fewer grams to achieve threshold effects than it would with any other strain. In the case of Rockstar Hippo, you can expect to enjoy its aroma at a fraction of your normal amount.
The following is a general guideline to dosing with Rockstar Hippo Kratom:
Taking this powder in excess of eight grams is ill-advised as such a measurement can result in adverse effects. At higher dosages, kratom may lead to tolerance, addiction or abuse. Those with preexisting health conditions should consult a physician prior to taking Mitragyna speciosa in any form.
Pregnant and lactating mothers should never consume kratom as it may be detrimental to the health of their child. Common side effects of Maeng Da kratom include dilated pupils, nausea, sweating, stomach cramp, constipation, vomiting and headache.
HHH is a reliable vendor and Rockstar Hippo is a consistent cultivar. Anyone looking for a fast strain would do well to snap some up before it sells out. This bestselling powder is always in-demand, so you may want to treat yourself and invest in a kilo while supplies last.
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